• Drone Wars is Here!

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    Evelyn, Jenna, Tasha, and Michelle are the Secrets, an anti-drone revolutionary fighting force struggling to defeat Clint Fleener and his army of surveillance drones. All six issues of the first arc will be available as ebooks or as an audio series.

  • COMING FALL 2014!

    Raymond Shaw is a writer with tens of copies sold. Out of the blue, he receives an invitation to move to a private island and write the screenplay for a (Stanley Kubrick-inspired) director named Wallace Beery. Raymond can barely believe his luck and as it turns out, he’s wise to be skeptical. Raymond tries desperately to keep up as the mysteries and conspiracies pile up around him, making it harder and harder for him to know who to trust or how much of what is happening to him can possibly be real.

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    All Dhalgo wants to do is train naequine, his tribe's elephant-sized warhorses, but unbeknownst to the Kimbry, an apocalyptic battle lies on the horizon. A Warlord named Munuane enlists Dhalgo's tribe and names him Chief Naequine Steward. But tragedy looms in the most unlikely of guises: a simple black cloak. DHALGO: a YA fantasy/adventure novel unlike anything you've read before.
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    Sarah Throckmartin is a typical 12-year old, living a typical Folken life- until her runaway dog, an old grudge, and a false prophecy combine to exile her and her brother Eddie from the Folken and everything they know. Making friends and enemies along the way, brother and sister find themselves drawn into a dangerous quest to find music's source- a mystical city known as... AGHARTA.
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    For Samuel Burgess, owning a second-hand bookstore on Chicago's north side was the fulfillment of a dream. That is, until books not meant to exist in this universe started popping up on his shelves. Baffled, Samuel delves into the psychedelic world of sensory deprivation tanks and mushrooms, searching for the girl of his dreams.
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    Featuring cameo appearances by: Kenny G (Of Course), Keith Richards, Zombie John Coltrane, Trans-dimensional Demon Brittany Spears, Zombie John Lennon, Les Claypool, the Ever Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Center of the Ultraverse, and a goat.
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    Pockets, miracles, hallucinogens, teepees, sharks, and exploding trees all play a role as Bobby Steiner chronicles his search for love and a nice bag of weed while following Phish's 2000 Summer Tour. A lot of weird stuff can happen to a guy on the road.
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    Two thousand years ago, an obscure Christian sect captured God in a wooden prison and buried him in the desert. Ever since, clandestine groups have searched in vain for the prison's location. Until now. A unique adventure combining fantasy, history and religion. If you like Indiana Jones or The DaVinci Code, you'll love Ialtaboath.
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    Corporations suck. We Are Not For Sale is a bunch of stories around a theme. The theme of corporations suck. Fun, humorous stories ranging from WalMart Superman to ancient monsters living in the woods by Nike Headquarters. This collection includes 11 short stories
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    Covering a wide range of subjects, from the divinity of Mr. Snuffleupagus, to celebrity obsessed aliens, to the karmic implications of stealing lawn ornaments- Where the Fnords Linger has a smattering of everthing. This collection includes 27 of William Hrdina's best short stories written between 2001 and 2007.
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    I love Phish. This book is a short novelization of Trey Anastasio's "The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday," otherwise known as: Gamehendge. A silly book, this is essentially fan-fiction and please keep in mind- it is in ROUGH DRAFT form and FREE! Always remember: YOU CAN STAGE A RUNAWAY GOLF CART MARATHON!!
  • Landscape From a Dream

    The mind-bending sequel to Once a Dream Did Weave

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    YA Dystopian Fantasy novel

    FreeDumb

    A modern American telling of the story of Siddhartha, better known as the Buddha.

    Necropants Save the World

    The much-anticipated sequel to Kenny G Must Die!!

 
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I'm Writing:

The Gospels of Nikolai Tesla (Fiction)
 

About The Author

William Hrdina is the author of 19 novels and over a hundred short stories. He lives with his wife and animal children in Vancouver, WA.

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