What if the man destined to become the Buddha was born in modern America?  How could he possibly find enlightenment?  Well, it might go something like this…

COMING THURSDAY, JUNE 21, 2018

Ray Jamison is on his way to Ireland to speak at a philosophy conference.  He’s not going to make    it.  Plane.  You never really know where a trip can take you…

Buy the book.  CHANGE your life.  The Gospels of Nikola Tesla are the FUTURE- a new paradigm of religion based on the acceptance and celebration of CHANGE, evolution and the truth that we are, every one of us, gods.

Purchase on Amazon

Raymond Shaw has just received the sort of offer every struggling writer dreams about: He has a chance to work for Wallace Beery, the world’s most celebrated director. On his private tropical island. All expenses paid. Overjoyed, Raymond drops everything and hops on a plane, curious to know what the movie’s going to be about. Of course, there’s a catch. We could tell you more, but then we’d have to kill you.

What do you do if a co-worker won’t stop listening to Kenny G all day? If you’re Aliester Crewley, you do the obvious thing: You raise John Coltrane as a zombie to kill him. But what if Kenny G won’t stay dead? And worse, what if all of this mystical meddling accidentally starts the apocalypse? One thing is for sure, it’ll take more than the help of Keith Richards (the most powerful magician on earth) to stop Britanny Spears and her army of flying monkeys from turning earth into a pile of rubble.

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Samuel Burgess loves owning a second-hand bookstore. But when books from other universes start appearing on his shelves, his dream warps into an enigma. Obsessed, Samuel’s pursuit of the mystery finds him smuggling psychedelic mushrooms, floating in sensory deprivation tanks and talking to the occasional hippopotamus- all en route to the most unexpected discovery of all: love.

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We’ve been taught to believe God loves us, that he created humanity in his own image. But what if we have it wrong? What if God hates us? Two thousand years ago, an obscure Christian sect captured God in a wooden prison and buried him in the desert. Ever since, clandestine groups have searched in vain for the prison’s location. Until now. When a team of archaeologists find a Gnostic temple in the Egyptian desert, it ignites a race to locate God’s prison. The winner will hold God- and the future of us all- in their hands.

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Pockets, miracles, hallucinogens, teepees, sharks, and exploding trees all play a role as Bobby Steiner chronicles his search for love and a nice bag of weed while following Phish’s 2000 Summer Tour. A lot of weird stuff can happen to a guy on the road.

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Dhalgo is a pacifist living in a tribe of warriors known as the Kimbry. All he wants to do is train naequine, his tribe’s elephant-sized warhorses, but tradition and prejudice keeps Dhalgo from doing the thing he loves. Unbeknownst to the Kimbry, an apocalyptic battle lies on the horizon. Namarrgon, the greatest evil in a world full of monsters, has raised a massive army that is sweeping across the land like a plague and tragedy looms in the most unlikely of guises: a simple black cloak.

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For generations, the Folken have lived in total isolation. A self-contained society, they worship Bluegrass music and the legendary banjo picking of Jesus. Sarah Throckmartin is a typical 12-year old, living a typical Folken life- until her runaway dog, an old grudge and a false prophecy combine to exile her and her brother Eddie from the Folken and everything they know. Together, Sarah and Eddie travel out into the wider world, discovering new genres of music at every turn.

Ranging from the bizarre to the hilarious, this collection of short stories by William Hrdina features 27 short stories written from 2001-2007. Stories about:
The divinity of Mr. Snuffleupagus, the guy who cleans up Spiderman’s webs, killing terrorists for Bruce Willis, Barney the Dinosaur and his plans for world domination, the final war between Coke and Pepsi, the real story behind Gandalf’s horse and much, much more. This volume also includes the original short story trilogy destined to become the horror/comedy smash, Kenny G Must Die!!

Corporations might have more rights than the rest of us these days, but we can still make fun of them (at least until they buy satire too). We Are Not for Sale is a collection of eleven unusual short stories. Included in this little volume: The mysterious origin of Wonder Bread, what happens when WalMart gets its own super hero, how Youtube saved the world from the Anti-Christ, the monster living in the center of Nike Woods, the dangers inherent in Godzilla power and many more!

What if the man destined to become the Buddha was born in modern America?  How could he possibly find enlightenment?  Well, it might go something like this…

COMING THURSDAY, JUNE 21, 2018

Ray Jamison is on his way to Ireland to speak at a philosophy conference.  He’s not going to make    it.  Plane.  You never really know where a trip can take you…

Buy the book.  CHANGE your life.  The Gospels of Nikola Tesla are the FUTURE- a new paradigm of religion based on the acceptance and celebration of CHANGE, evolution and the truth that we are, every one of us, gods.

Purchase on Amazon

Raymond Shaw has just received the sort of offer every struggling writer dreams about: He has a chance to work for Wallace Beery, the world’s most celebrated director. On his private tropical island. All expenses paid. Overjoyed, Raymond drops everything and hops on a plane, curious to know what the movie’s going to be about. Of course, there’s a catch. We could tell you more, but then we’d have to kill you.

What do you do if a co-worker won’t stop listening to Kenny G all day? If you’re Aliester Crewley, you do the obvious thing: You raise John Coltrane as a zombie to kill him. But what if Kenny G won’t stay dead? And worse, what if all of this mystical meddling accidentally starts the apocalypse? One thing is for sure, it’ll take more than the help of Keith Richards (the most powerful magician on earth) to stop Britanny Spears and her army of flying monkeys from turning earth into a pile of rubble.

Samuel Burgess loves owning a second-hand bookstore. But when books from other universes start appearing on his shelves, his dream warps into an enigma. Obsessed, Samuel’s pursuit of the mystery finds him smuggling psychedelic mushrooms, floating in sensory deprivation tanks and talking to the occasional hippopotamus- all en route to the most unexpected discovery of all: love.

We’ve been taught to believe God loves us, that he created humanity in his own image. But what if we have it wrong? What if God hates us? Two thousand years ago, an obscure Christian sect captured God in a wooden prison and buried him in the desert. Ever since, clandestine groups have searched in vain for the prison’s location. Until now. When a team of archaeologists find a Gnostic temple in the Egyptian desert, it ignites a race to locate God’s prison. The winner will hold God- and the future of us all- in their hands.

Pockets, miracles, hallucinogens, teepees, sharks, and exploding trees all play a role as Bobby Steiner chronicles his search for love and a nice bag of weed while following Phish’s 2000 Summer Tour. A lot of weird stuff can happen to a guy on the road.

–Available

Dhalgo is a pacifist living in a tribe of warriors known as the Kimbry. All he wants to do is train naequine, his tribe’s elephant-sized warhorses, but tradition and prejudice keeps Dhalgo from doing the thing he loves. Unbeknownst to the Kimbry, an apocalyptic battle lies on the horizon. Namarrgon, the greatest evil in a world full of monsters, has raised a massive army that is sweeping across the land like a plague and tragedy looms in the most unlikely of guises: a simple black cloak.

–Available in

For generations, the Folken have lived in total isolation. A self-contained society, they worship Bluegrass music and the legendary banjo picking of Jesus. Sarah Throckmartin is a typical 12-year old, living a typical Folken life- until her runaway dog, an old grudge and a false prophecy combine to exile her and her brother Eddie from the Folken and everything they know. Together, Sarah and Eddie travel out into the wider world, discovering new genres of music at every turn.

Ranging from the bizarre to the hilarious, this collection of short stories by William Hrdina features 27 short stories written from 2001-2007. Stories about:
The divinity of Mr. Snuffleupagus, the guy who cleans up Spiderman’s webs, killing terrorists for Bruce Willis, Barney the Dinosaur and his plans for world domination, the final war between Coke and Pepsi, the real story behind Gandalf’s horse and much, much more. This volume also includes the original short story trilogy destined to become the horror/comedy smash, Kenny G Must Die!!

Corporations might have more rights than the rest of us these days, but we can still make fun of them (at least until they buy satire too). We Are Not for Sale is a collection of eleven unusual short stories. Included in this little volume: The mysterious origin of Wonder Bread, what happens when WalMart gets its own super hero, how Youtube saved the world from the Anti-Christ, the monster living in the center of Nike Woods, the dangers inherent in Godzilla power and many more!